this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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