Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
my nose is crying tears of wow.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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