he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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