After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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