Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Randomize
