He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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