508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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