I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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