You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Randomize
