new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
My vagina is very pro this idea
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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