turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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