It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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