I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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