We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Randomize
