i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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