idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
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