Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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