well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
There r osticjed everywhere
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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