Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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