What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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