How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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