if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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