Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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