So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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