He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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