I think I died a long time ago.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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