Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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