So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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