I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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