What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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