Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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