There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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