I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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