Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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