so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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