the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
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