she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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