All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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