talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
The air was thick with penises
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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