She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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