so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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