Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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