Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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