In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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