We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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