batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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