I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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