I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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