i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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