You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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