piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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