Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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