it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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