There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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