What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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